my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
how many hair styles could harry styles style if harry styles could style hair styles
Say what you want about the man, but he was precisely accurate with this warning.
(NB4: “…but it’s all Bush’s fault…WMD…oil…Halliburton”)